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PEACE AND LOVE? NO WAY!

THE STORY BEHIND THE FAMILY'S EXPLOITS IN TOTAL FEAR

CAN YOU SPOT THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN THIS ARTICLE?

THE COLLECTION OF GEEKS, MISFITS, GOONS AND HATEMONGERS THAT MAKE UP THE DOOMSDAY CULT KNOWN TO MANY AS THE FAMILY. THESE ODDBALLS ALL SHARE ONE OVERALL BELIEF, THAT CHARLIE MANSON IS THE JEZUZ-BOSS AND THE BEATLES SAY THE WORLD WILL END. THE FAMILY'S FAITH IN MANSAUCE IS MISFOUNDED, OF COURSE. AS CHARLIE ONLY USES THE TEENAGED SLIPPY HIPPIES TO CARRY OUT HIS ONE-MAN MISSION TO DESTROY THE EARTH. THE SILLY CHICKS OF THE FAMILY THINK HE IS ON SOME ENVIRONMENT TRIP. THE ONLY POLLUTION NEAR THESE GUYS IS MANSON'S BRAIN!

NONETHELESS, THEY HAVE SET UP A RANCH IN CALIFORNIA TO AWAIT THE RACE WAR / ASTEROID / ATOMIC STRIKE OR WHATEVER CHARLIES SEZ IS GONNA HAPPEN, TO WHILE AWAY THE DAYS AND WEEKS WAITING FOR GLOBAL DOOM, THE FAMILY ENGAGE IN FUNKY ORGIES AND FRY THEIR BRAINS WITH POT AND LSD. AND SOMETIMES THEY GO AND PICK ON POOR SAPS THAT CHARLIE SUDDENLY TAKES A DISLIKE TO. SOMETIMES THEY GO RACING AROUND THE DESERT ON THEIR DUNE BUGGIES AND BLOW UP ANY REDNECK FARMERS THEY MEET. FUN IN DA SUN!

RECENTLY CHARLIE HAS HIT ON A COOL IDEA. FOREVER LOOKING FOR WAYS OF TRICKING HIS GIRLS INTO FOLLOWING HIM AND AMUSING HIS INHUMAN MIND, HE INVENTED ATWA, NOW, THIS IS MEANT TO MEAN AIR, TREES, WATER AND ANIMALS. WITH SANDY AND SQUEAKY AS THE TWO BIGGEST MOUTHS IN DA CULT, THE FAMILY HAS A NEW EXCUSE FOR THEIR EVIL, SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT! BUT DOLPHIN-HUGGING DOGMA COMING FROM A SWORD-BRANDISHING LOONEY WITH A SMOKE-EMITTING WAR DUNE BUGGY, DOES NOT FOOL ANYONE (APART FROM THE FAMILY). WHAT CHARLIE AIN'T TELLING THE WORLD IS DAT ATWA ACTUALLY MEANS:

ANTICHRIST TERRORISING WIMPY    ASSWIPES!   

100% PURE EVIL!

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