UPTIGHT LAW AND ORDER COMMAND PRESENTS:

COLONEL SNIDER'S INFO PAGE - HOW TO SPOT A HIPPY!

LOYAL CITIZENS, BE ON YOUR GUARD! 

THIS USEFUL GUIDE WILL ARM EVERY LOYAL UPRIGHT CITIZEN WITH

 THE KNOWLEDGE TO RECOGNISE THE UNMISTAKABLE TRAPPINGS OF THE EVIL DOPE-FIEND MENACES!

ALTHOUGH IT IS SOMETIMES HARD TO TELL, THERE IS TWO CONFIRMED SEXES OF HIPPY-DOM.

TO HELP YOU BE ON GUARD PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO SEE THESE PICTURES:

WE AT THE ANTI-HIPPY COP COMMAND HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF STUFF THAT ONLY HIPPIES ARE KNOWN TO WEAR.  

THIS MAY HELP YOU SPOT AND AVOID ONE OF THESE WHINGING UNWASHED PARASITES. 

LISTED ARE TYPICAL HIPPY ACCESSORIES AND GARMENTS:

BELLS, BEADS AND ODD HAIR THINGS, CRAPPY RIBBONS AND DREADLOCKES...

LARGE NECKLACES WITH CHEAPO STONES ON THEM...

T-SHIRTS WITH MORE HOLES THAN ACTUAL T-SHIRT! 

TIGHT JUMPERS HI-JACKED FROM THEIR GRAND PARENTS DIRTY LAUNDRY!

TIE DYE JEANS AND SHIRTS, SOMETIMES THESE GARMENTS AIN'T DYED, IT'S JUST DIRT!

SANDALS AND SMELLY FEET, COMPLETE WITH INGROWING TOENAILS, YECH!

FAGGY WAIST COATS, WITH STUPID EMBROIDERED BITS ON EM'!

LONG FAIRY HAIR, LICE AND COCKAROACHES OPTIONAL...

DIRTY TASSLED JACKETS AS WORN BY CHARLIE MANSAUCE...

EASTERN FLOPPY GARMENTS AS WORN BY AMERICA'S FOREIGN ENEMIES!

ALSO FURRY JACKETS AS WORN BY THE USA'S ARCH-ENEMIES, RUSKIES!

SOME BIKER TYPES WEAR SUSPICIOUS LEATHER STUDDED OUTFITS, THE COPS ARE JEALOUS OF THESE!

BRIGHT COLOURED CLOTHES MAKE THE HIPPIES EASIER SNIPER TARGETS FOR THE SWAT TEAMS!

TATTERED SKIRTS AND BLOUSES, AN' THATS WHAT THE GUYS WEAR!

HEADBANDS, BANDANAS AND STUPID LOOKING EAST-BLOC HEAD NECKLACES! SHEESH!

SOME SAD HIPPIES WEAR NOTHING AT ALL! BUT YOU CAN TELL THEM BY THE SKINNY EMACIATED FRAMES AND SUNKEN DRUG-EYES, CARRY A WET TOWEL AND WHIP THESE OFFENSIVE PEACENIKS!

WE WILL ADD MORE STOOPID HIPPY CLOTHES AS SOON AS WE CATCH MORE HIPPIES!

"NO HIPPY GARMENT CAN MATCH THE DIGNITY, NEATNESS AND JUST PLAIN KINKINESS OF THE STANDARD ISSUE POLICE DEPT. UNIFORM AND JACKBOOTS!"